The Japanese are losing their minds, and they weren't rockin much to begin with.

H1N1 is now making it's rounds through the fair nation of Japan. Schools have been closed, so I am hoping I don't have to go to work, and stil get paid to not work. Fair is fair, and I already said that Japan is a fair country, so give me my fucking money you bitches.

(in)Flu(enza) is a big deal period, but the way the japanese are behaving you'd fucking think Serpentor got his hands on MechaGodzilla and some cheap past date crack. I mean, fuck.

The thing is, or at least I want to believe the thing is, if you're gonna get sick, you're gonna get sick, and there aint nothing kin be done ta stop it. I think about this when I mix the world of relaity with past movies about outbreaks. Just because you're wearing a face mask now, doesn't mean you're going to not get infected at some point in the (very near) future, idiot. It just means you have to smell you're own bad breath, and someone has figured out a new way to fish sweet cash from your already anorexic wallet. Cheap fear induced accesorizing doesn't pass for immunity. Think about that mother fucker, you could spend that money on weed.