Why I'm never coming back to America (if I can fucking help it)

America has turned into a fucking corporate welfare state. Every mother fucker who has been ripping us off for the past 50 years is now getting a tax-payer funded bail-out? How the fuck is this fair? What has this go to do with the protestant work ethic? Why on Earth would I come back to America to pay taxes that go straight into the pockets of the assholes that ruined the worlds economy, while they're getting bonuses? How is this happening?

And now GM, makers of some of the worlds worst cars, is asking for more money WHILE it’s planning to lay off 47,000 more workers!!! Is this a wise investment? Why not take the fucking bail-out money and use it as capital for a new enterprise that the bitches who ran this company into the ground don’t get to be a part of. They can take their Pontiac Firebirds, and Camero z-28’s and shove them up their cancer riddled bowels.

I don’t have a degree in business, and this breaks my brain. Somehow this makes sense to someone, but the people who it makes sense to are the same son’s of bitches that created the problem. Shouldn’t we be making them eat their children at gunpoint? I mean, their kids are going to get to go to ivy league schools, and then do this all over again.

Don’t even get me started on the banks. I used to work in one. Every day my boss would harass me to get more loans and lines of credit out of our already highly leveraged (indebted) customers. I balked, she bitched, I quit. Yes it makes me a better human being, but not by much. I got to ask the president of my particular market (LA Metro), a question during training. All the other sycophantic fucks asked questions pandering to her vanity, “how were you successful as a banker?” “What advice do you have for someone just starting out?”, some real softball bullshit. I rose my hand and asked “how are we going to make money when the housing bubble pops?” She thought I was asking about the bank its self, not all the people it employed. She went on to give a bullshit convoluted answer about how banks make money no matter what the economy is doing, either through interest rates on loans (the money banks were handing out to fucking everyone) and fee’s (all the ways they fuck you right out of your money), or on deposit accounts (savings). That’s it. Nothing about how half or more of us would be out of work within 2 years. AWESOME! These are the people whose jobs YOU the taxpayer are saving. This is their mentality, and the fact they get a big old soft landing for all their trouble will only reinforce their supposition that you’re a bunch of suckers who don’t even know your getting fucked

Guess what? Wells Fargo dumped all it’s toxic debt and got a big fat payout from Uncle Scam, and guess whose going to get fucked right in the face with a chainsaw strap-on? That’s right, fucking you, you tax paying wage slave. No wonder they can’t wait to get some fucking work programs going. They need to prime the blood pump to suck every able bodied mother fucker who can lift a shovel, swing a hammer, or hoist an M4 (that’s an assault rifle by the way.). Oh and guess what, you also get to foot the bill for social security, bitch. That hasn't gone anywhere. And now that the motherfuckers in finance have wiped out EVERYONE'S 401K's, that shit's gonna get a little more perilous.

So, why on fucking Earth would I EVER come back to America? You know what? I was a Navy brat who moved every other year until I was 16 following my dad around the world. Then I served 4 years in the Air Force. I’ve done my bit for the US, and now Uncle Sam can kiss my rebel dick. I’m out! Unless I have to come back for some reason…

You should get out too. Take your genes somewhere else, or subject your children to slavery, cuz lord knows the revolution aint gettin televised. GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

Peace.