Happy Birthday you big ass, uncomfortable, never on time, always full of screaming children, make me wanna pop 3 vikes and a J just to board you

So the Boeing 747 turned 40 today (i guess today, shit, I dunno). And I thought, huh, that's kinda cool. I've been on a few, and they've taken me to some pretty cool places. I've been in economy mostly, but twice I got to ride in Business from LA to Sydney, and I remember they were boarding people from economy through our section, and I was all like, "ech, do they HAVE to let these people in here?" Ha ha ha! Yeah, I guess I have had some good times on the pig of the skies.

Happy Birthday bitch

Here's some aeronautical porn, for those of you with, refined tastes.




<<<----This one has fucking laser in it!