Pictures from my phone you should definitely not give a fuck about.

This is a country western band called Wetback. I tried to explain to them that they were using a really bad racial epithet for a band name. They smiled a lot.















Seriously ugly 574's.


















Really fucking fast train.


















That's one hell of a verbal contract you've got for a name.

















Japanese hairboys. I will be shooting a project that is full of these Asian dandies.





















Really big grapes. Full of seeds. EXPENSIVE!


















Hands down the BEST ice cream flavour on earth:
Black Sesame. Fucking yum.













Ginger Nuts the starving to death campsite cat. Very friendly.



















Here's an energy drink, just for kids!














The battleship Yamato. It's only a model. We sent the real one to the bottom of the Pacific full of dudes screaming for their moms. Pretty horrific actually.









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